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Goodman: Can someone please teach Kalen DeBoer how to dress?

College football’s biggest question in the state of Alabama after the Crimson Tide’s shocking loss to Vanderbilt hasn’t been about the defense or if the brothers of Vandy quarterback Diego Pavia still have collegiate eligibility.

No, in Alabama, we’re eager to understand why football coach Kalen DeBoer dresses like he shops at Walmart.

Not that there’s anything wrong with Walmart. That’s where I get all my undershirts and ankle socks. It’s just that, shouldn’t the head coach of Alabama football wear something a little nicer during games than an oddly fitting, untucked workout T-shirt he found on the clearance rack next to the Little Debbies?
I mean, have you seen this guy on the sidelines? First it was hoodies and on Saturday it was a bargain-shoppers blue-light special. They say that clothes make the man, and I’m not sure that’s true, but the clothes DeBoer has been wearing during games kinda reflect the style of football at Alabama recently … sloppy.

Not only did Alabama lose to Vanderbilt 40-35 over the weekend, but DeBoer looked like Cousin Eddie won tickets to the Bama game at the last minute.

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